moodyhalfbreed:

*shoves dumpling in your mouth*

you just got dumped…..ling.

Posted 1 week ago (originally moodyhalfbreed) + 2 notes

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

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napkincole:

rowling needs to write a book of how the story would have went if harry had shaken malfoy’s hand in the first book

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

Posted 2 weeks ago (originally napkincole) + 47,185 notes

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

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sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via pizza)

Posted 2 weeks ago (originally sceptre) + 124,737 notes

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via pizza)

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via pizza)

Posted 2 weeks ago (originally jaimarie) + 264,549 notes

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